Velociraptor Wrestling
2008 December 2

How long could you survive, chained to a bed with a velociraptor? I came across this post from the Dinochick Blogs in early November. She found an online quiz (sponsored by a website selling bunk beds) that calculates about how long you’d be able to survive in this situation.

It’s nothing more than ridiculous fun obviously. However, I can’t help but think that they’re assuming the Velociraptor is from the Jurassic Park movies and not the real thing.

Source: Wikipedia
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Unfortunately, you are probably right. They mean the velociraptor from Jurassic Park. But just because the velociraptor in real life is much much smaller (the size of a turkey). This turkey would still easily kill you. In fact one really good jump and a single slash with those talons to your throat… and you can call yourself extinct.